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(¡ú) Thrown Up From Drinking ³å¼ò³åÅþÅÇ
(¡ú) Eaten Sushi µÉ²áÔè»Ê
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(¡ú) Met Someone You Met On Net ÏÂÌÖͧ¸«ÌÌ
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(¡ú) Sang Karaoke ¾§卡ÙÇOK
(¡¡) Gotten a tattoo Ï®¸Ä»ÉÀÄ
(¡¡) Been skinny-dipping Íç±Ë
(¡ú) Paid For A Meal With Only Coins ºß»Á׬µÉ´°ÈÓÉÕï¢Åª»þ¸õÍÑŪÁ´À§¹Åʾ
(¡ú) Done Something You Told Yourself You Wouldn't Ðö°ìº³你¹ðÁʼ«¸ÊÉÔÍ×µîÐöŪ»ö¾ð
(¡ú) Made Prank Phone Calls ÂÇØ¨ºî·àÅÅÏÃ
(¡ú) Cried in a movie ´ÇÅűÆÅª»þ¸õÓ
( ) Laughed Until Some Kind Of Beverage Came Out Of Your Nose Âç¾ÐÅþ¡ÈË¿¼ï°ûÎÁ¡É×Ï你Ūɡ»ÒΤή½ÐÐÔ[å´¾ïOTL]
(¡¡) Kissed In The Rain ºß±«ÃæÀÜÊ
(¡¡) Written A Letter To Santa Claus µë圣ÃÂÏ·¿ÍÕí¿®
( ) Made A Bonfire On The Beach ºß³¤ÆçóÚäÀ²Ð
(¡¡) Crashed A Party µî°ì¸Ä你̤ÀÜÅþî³ÀÁŪÉñÐò
(¡¡) Traveled More Than 5 Days With A Car Full Of People ºß°ì¸ÄÚ«Þàλ¿ÍŪ¼Ö¾åι¹Ô5Å·°Ê¾å
(¡ú) Gone Rollerskating / Blading »ÍÎØ/ľÇÓÎØ³ê
(¡¡) Jumped Off A Bridge ×϶¶¾åÄ·²¼ÐÔ
(¡¡) Swam With Dolphins ϳ¤ÆÚ°ìµ¯Þâ±Ë
(¡ú) Got Your Tongue Stuck To A Pole/ Freezer/ Ice Cube ÀåÆ¬Ç´/Åàºß°ìº¬Ãì»Ò/ÑÖÈ¢/ÑÖÃì¾å[YY你µî»à><]
( ) Worn The Opposite Sex's Clothes Àü°ÛÀŪÉþêæ[åÁÀ§TUT]
(¡ú) Sat On A Roof Top ºÁºß²°Äº¾å
(¡ú) Screamed At The Top Of Your Lungs Ùù¿´ÎöÇÙÃÏÀí¶«¡Êcon½¢ÉÔ说λ¡¤Ç·Á°24Hkame½ÐÍèŪ时¸õºß¸¦µæ¼¼¡Ä¡Ä还ͺòÅ·ºßKTV¡Ä¡ÄÉþ务À¸º¹ÅÀ进Íè
(¡¡) Done / Attempted A One-Handed Cartwheel Óżê¦¼êËÝ
(¡ú) Talked On The Phone For More Than 6 Hours Ë«ÅÅÏô¡Ä¶²á6¾®»þ()
(¡ú) Stayed Up All Night Ä̾¬ÉÔ¿ç
(¡ú) Met someone famous ¸«²áË¿¸Ä̾¿Í ¡Ê啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊
(¡ú) Did something you regretted Ðö²á°ìº³ìª你ë´ÆÀ¹¡²ùŪ»ö¾ð
(¡ú) Picked And Ate An Apple Right Off The Tree µÉ¹ä×ϼù¾åŦ²¼ÅªéÀ²Ì
(¡ú) Believe(d) In Ghosts Áê¿®µ´¿ÀÇ·說
(¡¡) Have had More Than 30 Pairs Of Shoes At One Time ºßƱ°ì»þ´ÖÍÊÍ30ÒְʾåŪðÞ
(¡¡) Gone Streaking ÍçËÛ
(¡¡) Been to Jail ¿Ê²á´Æ¹ö
(¡¡) Played Chicken ÏÂÊÌ¿ÍÈæ»îç¼ÎÌ
(¡¡) Been Pushed Into A Pool With All Your Clothes On ÀüÃø°áÉþÈï¿Í¿ä¿ÊÞâ±ËÃÓ
(¡¡) Been Told You're Hot By A Complete Stranger °ì¸Ä´°Á´ÉÔǧ¼±Åª¿ÍÕô你說你×ÌÀ´¶
(¡¡) Broken A Bone ¹üÀÞ¡¡
(¡ú) Caught A Fish Then Ate It Later ºß²ÏΤٴµû¡¤Á³¹¡µÉλÕà ¡ÊÍ烤过orz
(¡ú) Caught A Butterfly Ù´éúij
(¡ú) Cried So Hard You Laughed ÓÃøÓÃø¾Ðλ
(¡ú) Cheated On A Test ¹Í»îºîÊÀ¡Î²æÅª±Ñ语啊¡Ä¡Ä¡Ï
(¡ú) Slept Naked Íç¿ç
(¡ú) French Braided Someones Hair µë¿ÍÊÔË¡¼°¾®åð
(¡¡) Been Kicked Out Of Your House Èï×ϼ«¸Ê²ÈΤ趕½Ðµî
(¡¡) Went Scuba-Diving / Snorkeling ߪ¿å
(¡ú) Had A Cavity Ͳá蛀²ç[¾®时¸õŪÆü¾ïÀ¸³è¡¤现ºß¹¥Î»¡¤ÉÔÁü˿ФÇòÃÔXDDDDDDD]
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(¡¡) Been Black Mailed Èï¿ÍÕíÚʺ¾(°Ò¶¼)¿®
(¡ú) Bitten Someone Òû²áÊÌ¿Í
(¡ú) Licked Someone 舔²áÊÌ¿Í
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(¡¡) Drove your car/truck until the gas ran out ³«¼Ö³«ÅþŰÄìÝóÌýλ
(¡¡) Got five dollars or less worth of gas ²ÃÌýÂþ²Ã5²ô¿¼Ô¾¯Ð²5²ôï¢Åª
(¡¡) Been on TV ¾å²áÅÅ»ë
(¡¡) Been on the radio ¾å²á×¢ÇÅ
(¡ú) had been Strange sexual excitement to somebody Á½å´ÕôË¿¿ÍÍ´ñ²øÅªÀ²Æ°¡ÊÇ¡²Ì´Ç见Ë¿¿ÍÁÛS¾ÁÛϮӾ¡Ä¡Ä²æ错λ¡¤²æÍºáTAT
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